normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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