He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
