Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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