I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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