idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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