does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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