do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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