im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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