I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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