I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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