Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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