Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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