Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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