His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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