is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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