ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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