We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Of course I have a pirate flag
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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