Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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