I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
