I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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