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Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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