I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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