How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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