There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the day after is always just damage control
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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