Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
people are starting to question the shark bite story
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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