I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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