I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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