; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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