Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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