i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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