Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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