At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Ketchup is God's man juice
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
