Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
