i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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