i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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