Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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