you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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