its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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