You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
