Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's shark week go big or go home
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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