That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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