I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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