you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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