Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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