ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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