wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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