you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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