I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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