I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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