Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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