He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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