so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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