Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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