Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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