his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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