Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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